ANABOLIC RANDOMIZED SHIRT

The Mystery Box of Mass

Inspired by the legendary item boxes of racing games, the Anabolic Randomized Shirt gives you the chance to unlock a surprise piece from the archives of UMC Apparel.

Choose your preferred apparel type:

• T-Shirt

• Oversized T-Shirt

• Tank Top

• Stringer Tank Top

• Hoodie

• Crop Top

Then select your size and prepare for fate to decide the rest.

Our team will randomly select a design from our older UMC Apparel collections and print archives. You won't know what you're getting until it arrives at your door. You might receive a forgotten classic, a fan favorite, a rare design, or a relic from the early days of the Cult.

Why Choose the Randomized Shirt?

✅ Save between 25% and 75% off regular retail prices

✅ Discover discontinued and archive designs

✅ Add a surprise element to your collection

✅ Help clear the vaults before they disappear forever

Important Information

• You choose the apparel type and size.

• The design is selected completely at random.

• Designs may come from any previous UMC Apparel collection.

• No design requests can be made.

• All Randomized Shirt sales are final.

Because of the heavily discounted nature of this product, items cannot be returned, exchanged, refunded, or replaced due to design preference, color preference, or sizing selection errors.

The Last Relics of UMC

The Unholy Mass Cult may be gone, but its legacy remains hidden within the vault.

Every Randomized Shirt is a chance to uncover a forgotten artifact from a universe that no longer exists.

The Rift has chosen.

Good luck.

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